I'm not a Helen Duval hater -in fact her early starring role for Sascha Alexander 9-1/2 DAYS is on my must see Want List, but CUMSPIRACY is an excruciatingly bad attempt by her at self- promotion. It's designed strictly for fans who can't get enough of European anal-centric exercises.
She speaks English at the beginning of the video, purportedly playing herself as a porn star/lingerie entrepreneur recruited by Interpol as a super-spy. Of course in real life there are strange career combos epitomized by Julia Child's earlier spy incarnation, but this premise is way too hard to swallow.
However, as the title implies there's plenty of swallowing on screen. Evidently commanding a big budget Duval mixes mainly European talent with American XXX star Dru Berrymore in a a complicated but very dull tale of espionage that is acted at an amateur level more suited to the backyard cinema of Don Glut or Ray Dennis Steckler. We're treated to lots of touristy scenes on the streets of Paris, but it is banal sex footage indoors that is the video's raison d'etre.
Frequent voice-over narration covers what little plot there is, and as a testament to the poor scripting, the spy caper ends midway through the film and because Duval did such a good job of foiling a Russian-inspired conspiracy, she is sent on a second mission to pad out the running time. Probably the most creative moment comes in the opening credits when the colorfully named Euro porn stalwart Bruno SX is credited phonetically as Bruno Aissix.
Though only 35 at the time of shooting (but I guess in dog years for a porn actress that's already OLD), Duval doesn't look great, boasting what appear to be liver spots (or maybe we could kindly call them freckles) on her arms and chest. Sex content includes several d.p.'s plus the variation of "2 cocks in the box". There's even a Black actress thrown in for mixed combo action. But it all adds up to nothing.
She speaks English at the beginning of the video, purportedly playing herself as a porn star/lingerie entrepreneur recruited by Interpol as a super-spy. Of course in real life there are strange career combos epitomized by Julia Child's earlier spy incarnation, but this premise is way too hard to swallow.
However, as the title implies there's plenty of swallowing on screen. Evidently commanding a big budget Duval mixes mainly European talent with American XXX star Dru Berrymore in a a complicated but very dull tale of espionage that is acted at an amateur level more suited to the backyard cinema of Don Glut or Ray Dennis Steckler. We're treated to lots of touristy scenes on the streets of Paris, but it is banal sex footage indoors that is the video's raison d'etre.
Frequent voice-over narration covers what little plot there is, and as a testament to the poor scripting, the spy caper ends midway through the film and because Duval did such a good job of foiling a Russian-inspired conspiracy, she is sent on a second mission to pad out the running time. Probably the most creative moment comes in the opening credits when the colorfully named Euro porn stalwart Bruno SX is credited phonetically as Bruno Aissix.
Though only 35 at the time of shooting (but I guess in dog years for a porn actress that's already OLD), Duval doesn't look great, boasting what appear to be liver spots (or maybe we could kindly call them freckles) on her arms and chest. Sex content includes several d.p.'s plus the variation of "2 cocks in the box". There's even a Black actress thrown in for mixed combo action. But it all adds up to nothing.