An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora; The Truth wants to set up a book signing; Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.
A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dawn Redemption"; a wannabe performer calls an acting school; Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.
Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name to Millie Bobby Brown.
Bobby seeks some highly-specific bumper stickers, Nikki Glaser's relationship is plagued by technical difficulties, and Niles inquiries about laundry service.
Landalious creates his own karaoke opportunity, Abbi Jacobson tries to get into character, and Niles and Giles look to take their internet videos to the next level.
Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a "legally" fun time, and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.
Iliza Shlesinger seeks help passing her dental technician exam, Demetri Martin vents his career frustrations, and Dick Birchum plans a birthday for his conjoined twins.
Landalious pitches his own wine brand, Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes, and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.