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2/10
Worthless Playboy so-called erotic trash...
dwpollar5 December 2002
1st watched 12/5/2002 - 2 out of 10(Dir-John Quinn): Worthless Playboy so-called erotic trash. This is actually a very bland Playboy-type movie that tries to make you feel good as well as show you some skin and sex. Even though the girls were pretty , the movie was boring and I couldn't wait for it to end. This is a stupid story about some exotic dancers in Detroit who happen to find a bundle of money and take it to California to try and open guess what, a strip club!! The money just happened to belong to their former boss, he finds out, hunts them down, and then becomes their best buddy(Boy was that believable. Not). A half-a-dozen or so sex scenes are thrown in just to keep us watching but even those weren't that spectacular. An amazing waste of whatever amount of money it took to put this piece of trash together.
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1/10
Stupidest movie i have ever seen.
bjveatch200118 October 2003
Warning: Spoilers
:SPOILERS: just read them if you're thinking of watching this, save some valuable time by reading this before ever thinking of sitting down and watching this piece of trash. Here's the storyline. Three whores stumble upon a suitcase that contains 100 thousand dollars and they decide to take the money and move to California to open a strip club. The money belongs to this gangster from Detroit and he gets p***y and wants his money back. In between the time it gets to the time where he finds the chicks there are a ton of boring sex scenes mixed in. Yeah there's a lot of skin but I found myself about falling asleep to the whole thing. The bad ass mobster guy comes out to California and by the most retarded thing ever, one of the whores....the redhead wins a bunch of money on a poker game and wins her money back and then some, and once the mobster guy gets his money he becomes the girls best friend! What the hell!??! Then he throws down 4 million freakin dollars and buys the club from the girls saying "he always wanted to expand his empire to the west coast" A monkey could have written a better script, this by far is the worst movie I have ever seen. If you see this on HBO ever again...avoid it like the plague! You'll want those 2 hours of your life back.
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