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refinedsugar8 May 2024
Another year, another batch of lovely Playmates and 2003 has some choice picks. These video compilations can be hit or miss or largely down to your tastes, but this edition had some standout names for me. The high quality production values Playboy held at their high mark are here with great camera work, closeups and decent music. Not every lady or scene choices they're placed are top notch, but it's still a solid package overall.

"January" is Darlene Kurtis - PMoTY 2002 - and initially revolves around firefighters and old fashioned America patroristism. Going with the theme dalmatian dogs are here intercut with shots of Darlene in costume, nude being held by the men, riding the truck or at a newstand. It might not deliver as much eye candy of the variety that you want however. Her second is a long drawn out bit that features her in a wedding dress then getting naked on a couch intercut with the story-like ceremony (9.5 mins). "February" is the busty blonde Tina Jordan - Mar 2002 - playing up her (second?) career as a real estate agent. Having the time before the next showing of an open house, she gets naked and climbs into a luxiorous bathtub but trust me I'm not complaining. This means plenty of nice closeups of her boobs, legs, shaved kitty etc as liquid soap gets applied. Her second scene has her looking very glammed up getting naked from a robe, bra & panties in bed. Which again has more nice views, closeups of her body in store (8.5 mins).

"March" is petite redhead Heather Carolin - Apr 2002 - first in & out of a plaid skirt, top playing up her Irish roots. She looks great and the scene is pleasant. Her second trip she's has much more makeup on for a strip on a circular bed that rotates during the scene (6 mins). "April" returns us to the busty blonde variety again in Cristi Shake - May 2002 - as she does a professional photoshoot on an outdoor lot. The best shots come intially as she's in a open tied up top, cutoff jeans that highlight her butt and she looks fantastic. For her second scene, a common trope to Playboy - a male neighbor catching a Playmate in a state of undress from a window - returns as we watch her drop from black clothes for her lover who appears at the end (7 mins).

"May" is lovely Heather Spytek - Jun 2001 - and in another common theme it's eating fruit. Heather snacks on peaches and closeups of her lips, body are shown. Cream makes an appearance dripped down her boobs too. A lot of ladies who pose for Playboy, become Playmates have dance, ballerina backgrounds. So that's her second scene that has her move around before posing naked in a chair with some nice sights (6.5 mins). "June" is Lauren Anderson - Jul 2002 - who gets naked on a white set as cute puppies stumble about, lay on her body, etc. I like Lauren's look and the scene is naturally cute, but it doesn't have enough prolonged shots of her. Second scene has a strip for her boyfriend when they sneak in the Dean's office at college and root thru his files briefly. It's decent, but also short (7 mins).

"July" is Lindsey Vuolo - Nov 2001 - who first drives a sky blue cadillac across the desert, arrives as a gas station and strips from her summer dress, bikini. Then it's a diner solo fantasy scenario because a cute guy who works there catches her eye. A nice shot or two with her laying on the counter nude was the standout here for me (7 mins). "August" is Nicole Narain - Jan 2002 - as she gets out from a few pieces of clothing including a white fur top on a purple set complete with a suspended swing and zebra print floor. The second time out has her strip from a dress on a bed in a tribal feel. I like Nicole's look and was looking forward to her month, but I got to be honest and say the visuals let me down somewhat (7 mins).

"September" is blonde hottie Stephanie Heinrich - Oct 2001 - as she starts out with frizzy hair in a black bikini looking sultry. I really like her look, attitude here and there's some hot shots of her body. Then it's a traditional photo session in a bedroom that delivers good shots of her in lingerie, but can't top her first scene (6 mins). "October" is Shanna Moakler - Dec 2001 - in a horseback polo theme to start. Takes a bit of buildup until she's naked on a couch where too much time is spent on needless shots. Throwback to 40's movie stars has Shanna done up glamorous on a classic movie set that nails the theme, style but I didn't think was very hot (5.5 mins).

"November" is brunnette stunner Jennifer Walcott - Aug 2001 - and features hand down my favorite moment of the video. Her first scene has her stroll through a neighborhood where three guys wait for her to pass by of course intercut with three dream sequences. First she's in a hot pink bikini where Jennifer looks killer and it has a bunch of nice shots, closeups. Then in a black top, jean shorts she's getting wet, naked washing a motorbike. Lastly in a summer dress she quickly gets naked while attending to some flowers. She puts a hose over her buns, boobs which is always a hot look. I've always been a fan of Jennifer since her appearances in 'Barefoot Beauties' and the Christmas themed 'Playmated Unwrapped'. Now she practices martial arts that doesn't give much views of her sans clothes and is very short in length (7 mins). "December" is Kimberly Stanfield - Jul 2001 - in a fashion designer segment that sees her in and out of various pieces. Then her on a swing in a tophat before it settles down to her getting naked on a bed or on a big chair (5.5 mins).

If you're familiar with Playboy, their video calendars you already know they're solely comprised of preexisting Playmate profiles in shorten form and thrown together into a typically decent package. Some years are better than others, but 2003 is a solid title and the presentation is on point. If you like any of the females featured be sure to track down their extended profiles to see more from them.
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