The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Alan Rickman: Marvin

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• Marvin : I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

  Trillian : Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.

  Marvin : It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.

  Trillian : Yeah, we know.

• [last lines] 

  Marvin : Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the *other* end of the Universe.

• Marvin : You can blame the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for making androids with GPP...

  Arthur : Um... what's GPP?

  Marvin : [despondently]  Genuine People Personalities. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you...?

• [Marvin, Trillian, Ford, Arthur and Zaphod are being fired upon by Vogons - the others flee as Marvin only very slowly walks away] 

  Marvin : I don't know what you're all worried about. Vogons are the worst marksmen in the galaxy.

  [he is shot in the back of the head] 

  Marvin : Now I've got a headache.

• Trillian : Marvin... you saved our lives!

  Marvin : I know. Wretched, isn't it?

• Marvin : I've been talking to the main computer.

  Arthur : And?

  Marvin : It hates me.

• Marvin : Life? Don't talk to me about life!

• Marvin : [as they are gazing at the wonder of Magrathea]  Incredible... it's even worse than I thought it would be.

• [Arthur and Ford have each been unexpectedly hit in the face by some unknown flyswatter-like thing] 

  Zaphod : [after finally also being hit in the face]  Zarquon! What was that? Geez...

  Marvin : [depressed]  I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen.

  [even more depressed] 

  Marvin : No one ever does.

• Marvin : [sees Arthur, now a yarn doll, stumbling about]  Ah! I think the Earth man's about to be sick.

  Zaphod : Whoa, whoa, do it in the trash can, ape man! This ship's brand new!

  Arthur : [vomits coloured yarn] 

• Marvin : This will all end in tears.

• Marvin : Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

• Marvin : I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

  Arthur : Thanks very much, Marv!

• Marvin : I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

• Marvin : [Trillian, Ford, and Zaphod have gone through the portal and left Arthur and Marvin behind]  I told you this would all end in tears.

  Arthur : Did you? Did you?

• Arthur : I think that door just sighed.

  Marvin : Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.

• Marvin : [as Vogons fire at the group]  Don't see what the big deal is... Vogons are some of the worst shots in the galaxy...

  Marvin : [one hits Marvin, leaving a smoking hole in his head. he turns]  Now I've got a headache!

• Marvin : [last lines before post-credit sequence]  Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the other end of the universe.