A Flintstone Family Christmas (1993 TV Movie)

Henry Corden: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Wilma Flintstone : What has happened to your Christmas spirit, Fred Flintstone?

  Fred Flintstone : I'll tell you what happened to it. It's sitting in some pawn shop with my watch and wallet! That kid is *not* setting foot in our house, and that's final!

• Stella Stalactite : I called the media. He was even unwanted by Bedrock's *Most* Wanted.

  Stony : Aww, I'm not *that* bad!

  Fred Flintstone : He stuck us up with a *gun*!

  Stony : It was just a twig.

  [shows Fred] 

  Stony : See? It doesn't even have a trigger.

  [Fred scowls at him] 

  Stony : Stella, tell him that's a joke.

• Fred Flintstone : [in a hospital after a man beat Fred with a Christmas Tree]  What next? I've been mummed, insulted, decked with a Christmas Tree...

  Barney Rubble : Yes. And now you're gonna have to eat hospital food.