Sat, Feb 2, 2019
It's Groundhog Day, and like Punxsutawney Phil, I poke my head out of my little hole in the ground, after over a month of hibernation. Not only do I declare an early Spring, I broadcast "Sex, Fun, Wisdom" and Valentine Season Love live from the Womb Room of the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in Bonoboville. Not that there's much of a congregation for this show as we don't invite any guests or volunteers; it's just us Bonoboville homies in da house: Abe Bonobo runs tech, Ana and Miguel fluff the set, Mars FX switches, Lily Garnet live-tweets, Harry Sapien and Gideon Grayson run video cams, Onyx Devall shoots stills, as Blossom Green to my left, chats with our Facebook Live fans while Capt'n Max to my right, steers our Ship of Fools for Love - and lust. Last but not least, Betsey, our 93-year-old canine angel, is on guard in her puppy parka, protecting us from harm.
Sat, Feb 16, 2019
Friends, Romans, Countrywomen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Valentine's Day, not to praise it - Sorry to change up Shakespeare's sacred words from Julius Caesar (Act III Scene II), but hear me out. Valentine's Day is fake news concocted by the early Catholic Church, enhanced by Hallmark and abetted by Bezos, sanitizing and commercializing the primal pagan holiday of the heart. What is the original Valentine's Day? Lupercalia.