Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Fifty Years On (1976)

Frank Thornton: Captain Peacock

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Quotes 

• ["Er" is substituted for Mrs. Slocombe's unknown first name while practicing "Happy Birthday To You"] 

  Captain Peacock : What are we going to sing now: er, er-er, er-er-er, or er-er-er-er?

  Mr. Rumbold : Er...

  Mr. Dick Lucas : I'll settle for that.

  Mr. Rumbold : No, we'll have to ers.

  Mr. Ernest Grainger : I entirely agree, two er is human! Haha...

• Mr. Ernest Grainger : [the staff decides on a birthday for Mrs. Slocombe]  I vote we give her a cyanide tablet. No, I take that back.

  Captain Peacock : Good.

  Mr. Ernest Grainger : Two cyanide tablets, in case the first one doesn't work.