Barney Miller (TV Series)
Bureaucrat (1975)
Milton Selzer: Murray Grossman
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Hey, where's my sashimi and cream cheese on a bagel?
Murray Grossman : Here, it's called lox.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : The hell it is. We had it before you did.
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Murray Grossman : Who gets the pastrami with mayonnaise?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I do.
Murray Grossman : Figures. Who gets the corned beef with ketchup?
Capt. Barney Miller : Here.
Murray Grossman : You should know better.
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Murray Grossman : [Murray's deli is reopening] I think you should also know that all prices have been raised a minimum of 83%.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : There goes night racing.
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Murray Grossman : Nothing from the man of La Mancha?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : No thanks. I lost my appetite, along with an FM radio, my wristwatch, and a sterling silver picture of my mother on the mantelpiece.
Murray Grossman : Why would you take a picture of your mother on the mantelpiece?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : [with emphasis] Not a picture of my mother on the mantelpiece; a picture of my mother. On the mantelpiece.