Barney Miller (TV Series)

Discovery (1975)

Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish

Quotes 

• Darryl Driscoll : You know, you look exactly like Boris Karloff.

  Det. Phil Fish : That's because we're both dead.

• Det. Phil Fish : [Discusses watching "Soylent Green"]  They showed a movie last night where they made old people into crackers and fed them to young people!

  Det. Ron Harris : Hey wow, I mean it was just a movie.

  Det. Phil Fish : Yeah, but the way they explained it, it made a lot of sense.

• Det. Phil Fish : I have to prove I'm alive... and that's not going to be easy.

• Det. Phil Fish : You wouldn't believe this. According to their records, I'm deceased.

  Capt. Barney Miller : That's probably incorrect.

  [camera pans to Fish who has a pained expression on his face]