The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Go Tell the Birds and the Bees (1965)
Peter Hobbs: Dr. Gormsley
Quotes
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Dr. Gormsley : [reading Ritchie's version of reproduction] When a mommy and a daddy want a baby, they put a silver dollar under their pillow when they go to sleep at night.
Laura Petrie : A silver dollar under their pillow?
Rob Petrie : Oh, boy.
Dr. Gormsley : And when they wake up and find the silver dollar is gone, they know that Mr. Cabbage has been there.
Laura Petrie : Mr. Cabbage?
Dr. Gormsley : Mr. Cabbage takes the silver dollar to Esmeralda the queen tomato, and in front of the other vegetables...
Dr. Gormsley and Rob : [together] ... three broccolis and a radish...
Rob Petrie : [alone] ... Esmeralda plants a baby seed in a magic garden saying, "Starlight, star bright, we're gonna grow a baby tonight."
Laura Petrie : Rob!
Dr. Gormsley : Then this IS familiar to you, Mr. Petrie.
Rob Petrie : Oh, yeah, yeah. And on a... on a bright and sunny morning, nestled in a... in a nest of, uh, lettuce leaves, is a beautiful pink pumpkin.
Laura Petrie : A pink pumpkin?
Rob Petrie : Well, if it's a girl. Boys come in blue pumpkins.
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Dr. Gormsley : I'm awfully sorry I was late. I was in the principal's office.
Rob Petrie : [grinning] The principal? What'd you do?