The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

My Two Showoffs and Me (1964)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : Is there anything wrong in a woman wanting her man to become famous and well-known?

  Rob Petrie : No, no. Look what the lady in red did for John Dillinger.

• Laura Petrie : You wanna end up another Dwight Heatherton, go ahead.

  Rob Petrie : Who's THAT?

  Laura Petrie : Dwight Heatherton happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity.

  Rob Petrie : Well, how do YOU know him?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob, he's famous.

• Laura Petrie : You don't get credit or publicity; so, if you got a little of each, you might get a lot more of both.

  Rob Petrie : You know something?

  Laura Petrie : What?

  Rob Petrie : You're no fun to talk to anymore.