The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Masterpiece (1963)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, Rob, you better watch your wife. If she's like my wife, Pickles, she buys all kinds of junk and never uses it.
Sally Rogers : Oh, I don't know. Last time she came home with a beautiful rocker.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah. She's been off it ever since.
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Buddy Sorrell : What is it?
Rob Petrie : It's a hookah. You know, Turkish water pipe.
Sally Rogers : Oh.
Buddy Sorrell : Looks like a seltzer bottle with a thyroid condition.
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Rob Petrie : I could... I could kick myself.
Buddy Sorrell : Don't do it. The guy'll think you're bidding.
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Mr. Holdecker : Mr. Petrie, one does not attack a painting. One approaches it as he would a woman. Is she beautiful? Does she have a heart? Does she have a soul? These are not judgments you make in an instant.
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, he's right. You could look at my wife for a whole year and not see ONE of those things.
Mr. Holdecker : [disdainfully] Yes.