The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Masterpiece (1963)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : Hey, Rob, you better watch your wife. If she's like my wife, Pickles, she buys all kinds of junk and never uses it.
Sally Rogers : Oh, I don't know. Last time she came home with a beautiful rocker.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah. She's been off it ever since.
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Buddy Sorrell : What is it?
Rob Petrie : It's a hookah. You know, Turkish water pipe.
Sally Rogers : Oh.
Buddy Sorrell : Looks like a seltzer bottle with a thyroid condition.
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Sally Rogers : Research for a comedy show? Since when do WE have to know what we're writing about?