The Flintstones (TV Series)
Little Bamm-Bamm (1963)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Stoneyfeller, Dino
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : [about Bamm-Bamm] A real cute baby, eh?
Orderly : You see one, you've seen them all.
Barney Rubble : Oh, yeah? Well, this baby is different.
Orderly : You'd have to show me.
Barney Rubble : Oh, he'll show ya. Let him squeeze your finger. He's a lot different.
[leaves]
Orderly : Okay, kid, squeeze my finger.
[outside the office door]
Betty Rubble : Come on, Barney.
Barney Rubble : [listening against the door] Uh, just a minute, Betty.
[Barney hears Bamm-Bamm crushing the orderly's finger]
Orderly : OH! OUCH!
Bamm-Bamm Rubble : [slamming the orderly] Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!
Barney Rubble : I bet that wise guy thinks Bamm-Bamm's different now!
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Barney Rubble : Say hello to Uncle Fred, Bamm-Bamm. He may look all wet, but he's really a nice guy.
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Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, now-now, watch, Pebbles.
Fred Flintstone : Barney...
Barney Rubble : Uh, just a minute, Fred. I gotta do more stunts for Pebbles.
Fred Flintstone : First, there's a little stunt you're going to do for me.
Barney Rubble : Well, what's that, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : GET OUT OF HERE!
Wilma Flintstone : Fred!
Fred Flintstone : [pushes Barney towards the door] Out, out, out!
Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, what are you trying to say, Fred?
Fred Flintstone : [pushes Barney out] And stay out!
[slams the door]
Barney Rubble : [returns] I'll have you know I'm Pebbles' godfather!
Fred Flintstone : I'm seeing my lawyer about that in the morning!
Betty Rubble : But, Fred, you don't understand.
Fred Flintstone : Mrs. Rubble, may I have my baby?
Betty Rubble : [gives Pebbles to Fred] Uh, oh, of course, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Thank you. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Barney Rubble : Come on, Betty. I can tell when we're not welcome.
[a tearful Betty leaves]
Fred Flintstone : Get your own baby and leave mine alone!
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[after finding baby Bamm-Bamm on his doorstep]
Barney Rubble : Ooh, gee. If I would've known that's all there was to getting a baby, I would've wished on a falling star long ago.
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[Barney is comforting the weeping Betty]
Barney Rubble : Oh, there, there, Betty. Fred didn't mean it.
Betty Rubble : [crying] I know. We've been over there every night since Pebbles came. He should've told us off long ago.
Barney Rubble : Yeah, that's right. We're so anxious to have a baby, we take it out on Fred and Wilma.
[Fred appears]
Fred Flintstone : Hi, Betty, Barney. Me and my big mouth. Will you forgive me? I'm a heel.
Betty Rubble : It was our fault, too, Fred.
Barney Rubble : Eh, you're no heel, Fred.
Betty Rubble : I'll say not.
Barney Rubble : Uh, you're jealous, thoughtless, loudmouthed, overbearing, and possessive.
Fred Flintstone : Uh, you forgot quick-tempered.
Barney Rubble : Uh, yeah, yeah, that too.
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Betty Rubble : [reading a note] "Please take good care of Bamm-Bamm."
Barney Rubble : Bamm-Bamm? That's an odd name.
Betty Rubble : [continues reading] "He is an orphan and needs a good home and the peaceful surroundings of Bedrock." Whee! Oh, Barney, we've got our very own baby!
Barney Rubble : [picks up a club] Hey, hey, look, Betty, this must belong to Bamm-Bamm.
Betty Rubble : [giggles] Oh, it couldn't. He'd never be able to lift it.
[Bamm-Bamm walks over to Betty and Barney and holds out his hand]
Barney Rubble : [chuckles and gives the club to Bamm-Bamm] This must be what he wants. Oh, he's all boy, that fella.
Betty Rubble : Isn't he darling?
[Bamm-Bamm starts hitting the floor with his club, shaking the house]
Bamm-Bamm Rubble : Bamm, bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!
Betty Rubble : Stop him, Barney!
Bamm-Bamm Rubble : Bamm, bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!
Barney Rubble : [picks up Bamm-Bamm] N-N-N-No, Bamm-Bamm! Don't do that!
Betty Rubble : Barney, don't speak mean to him. Reason with him.
Barney Rubble : Okay.
[holds out his finger]
Barney Rubble : Now, Bamm-Bamm, you mustn't hit anything with your...
[Bamm-Bamm grabs Barney's finger, crushing it]
Barney Rubble : Ouch! Hey, hey, hey, let go of my finger!
Bamm-Bamm Rubble : [slams Barney back and forth] Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!
Betty Rubble : Barney, are you all right?
Barney Rubble : Yeah.
[laughs]
Barney Rubble : Now I know how he got the name of Bamm-Bamm.
[chuckles]
Barney Rubble : He's all muscle!
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[Barney and Betty are driving to the Child Welfare Authority]
Betty Rubble : Drive slower, Barney. I don't want Bamm-Bamm shook up.
Barney Rubble : But Wilma and Fred will be waiting for us.
Betty Rubble : Let them wait. Now, please slow down.
[as Barney drives slower, a turtle passes them]
Barney Rubble : Well, okay. But if I go any slower, I'll be backing up.
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[the Rubbles arrive, accidentally slamming the door on Fred]
Barney Rubble : Hiya, Pebbles. Here's your Uncle Barney. Uh, where's Fred?
Wilma Flintstone : Behind the door, I think, Barney.
[Barney finds Fred slammed against the wall, behind the door]
Barney Rubble : Oh, uh, hiya, Fred. Uh, what are you doing there?
Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically] Playing hide-and-seek, what else?
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Betty Rubble : Look, Barney, a falling star.
Barney Rubble : Yeah.
Betty Rubble : Ooh, make a wish quick, Barney.
Barney Rubble : A wish?
Betty Rubble : They say if you wish on a falling star, your wish will come true.
Barney Rubble : No kidding?
[Betty and Barney close their eyes and make their wish]
Barney Rubble : Hey, uh, what did you wish for, Betty? Huh? What?
Betty Rubble : I can't tell you. It'll spoil the wish. A-And don't tell me your wish either, Barney.
Barney Rubble : I won't.
[turns towards the viewers]
Barney Rubble : But I bet you've all guessed what we both wished for.
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Fred Flintstone : I suppose the girls will all get together for a baby shower.
Barney Rubble : Oh, no. That's out. No showers. He's a bathtub kid for a couple of years yet. Right, Bamm-Bamm?
Fred Flintstone : Bamm-Bamm?
Barney Rubble : Yeah, that's his name, Fred, and it fits him.
Fred Flintstone : Fits him? That's ridiculous.
Barney Rubble : Well, I'll show you. Uh, let him hold your finger.
Fred Flintstone : Okay, here.
[Fred holds out his finger, Bamm-Bamm grabs and squeezes it]
Fred Flintstone : Hey! Hey! Ooooh!
Bamm-Bamm Rubble : [slams Fred back and forth] Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!
Barney Rubble : Oh, that Bamm-Bamm's real strong for a baby, huh, Fred?
[laughs]
Fred Flintstone : Bamm-Bamm's real strong, period!