The Flintstones (TV Series)

Little Bamm-Bamm (1963)

Don Messick: Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Bird, Judge

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Quotes 

• Barney Rubble : [about Bamm-Bamm]  A real cute baby, eh?

  Orderly : You see one, you've seen them all.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, yeah? Well, this baby is different.

  Orderly : You'd have to show me.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, he'll show ya. Let him squeeze your finger. He's a lot different.

  [leaves] 

  Orderly : Okay, kid, squeeze my finger.

  [outside the office door] 

  Betty Rubble : Come on, Barney.

  Barney Rubble : [listening against the door]  Uh, just a minute, Betty.

  [Barney hears Bamm-Bamm crushing the orderly's finger] 

  Orderly : OH! OUCH!

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : [slamming the orderly]  Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!

  Barney Rubble : I bet that wise guy thinks Bamm-Bamm's different now!

• Betty Rubble : [reading a note]  "Please take good care of Bamm-Bamm."

  Barney Rubble : Bamm-Bamm? That's an odd name.

  Betty Rubble : [continues reading]  "He is an orphan and needs a good home and the peaceful surroundings of Bedrock." Whee! Oh, Barney, we've got our very own baby!

  Barney Rubble : [picks up a club]  Hey, hey, look, Betty, this must belong to Bamm-Bamm.

  Betty Rubble : [giggles]  Oh, it couldn't. He'd never be able to lift it.

  [Bamm-Bamm walks over to Betty and Barney and holds out his hand] 

  Barney Rubble : [chuckles and gives the club to Bamm-Bamm]  This must be what he wants. Oh, he's all boy, that fella.

  Betty Rubble : Isn't he darling?

  [Bamm-Bamm starts hitting the floor with his club, shaking the house] 

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : Bamm, bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!

  Betty Rubble : Stop him, Barney!

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : Bamm, bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!

  Barney Rubble : [picks up Bamm-Bamm]  N-N-N-No, Bamm-Bamm! Don't do that!

  Betty Rubble : Barney, don't speak mean to him. Reason with him.

  Barney Rubble : Okay.

  [holds out his finger] 

  Barney Rubble : Now, Bamm-Bamm, you mustn't hit anything with your...

  [Bamm-Bamm grabs Barney's finger, crushing it] 

  Barney Rubble : Ouch! Hey, hey, hey, let go of my finger!

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : [slams Barney back and forth]  Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!

  Betty Rubble : Barney, are you all right?

  Barney Rubble : Yeah.

  [laughs] 

  Barney Rubble : Now I know how he got the name of Bamm-Bamm.

  [chuckles] 

  Barney Rubble : He's all muscle!

• Fred Flintstone : I suppose the girls will all get together for a baby shower.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, no. That's out. No showers. He's a bathtub kid for a couple of years yet. Right, Bamm-Bamm?

  Fred Flintstone : Bamm-Bamm?

  Barney Rubble : Yeah, that's his name, Fred, and it fits him.

  Fred Flintstone : Fits him? That's ridiculous.

  Barney Rubble : Well, I'll show you. Uh, let him hold your finger.

  Fred Flintstone : Okay, here.

  [Fred holds out his finger, Bamm-Bamm grabs and squeezes it] 

  Fred Flintstone : Hey! Hey! Ooooh!

  Bamm-Bamm Rubble : [slams Fred back and forth]  Bamm, bamm! Bamm, bamm, bamm!

  Barney Rubble : Oh, that Bamm-Bamm's real strong for a baby, huh, Fred?

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Bamm-Bamm's real strong, period!