Frasier (TV Series)

Roz, a Loan (1998)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, how bad was it?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Mortifying. First of all, he refused to go nude, even in the private rooms.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well Niles, don't forget, Dad is of a different generation.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Wearing socks and underpants and carrying a wallet into a mud bath is not a generational issue. If you ever hear me offer to take Dad to a spa again, wash out my mouth with jug wine.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : How was your day at the spa?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Fantastic. You should have seen Dad. I walked by the serenity room just as Olga and Sergei were giving him a full-body sudsing.

  Martin Crane : I never felt so clean and so dirty at the same time.

• Daphne Moon : I am so soaked, my dress is pasted right onto me. It's a good thing I had this coat in the trunk.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, that was lucky. Let me take it for you.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Bidwell's? God, isn't that a little pricey?

  Dr. Niles Crane : I'll say, it's Maris's favorite store. They give points for every dollar you spend there. One year, she got enough to have Tony Bennett come to our house and sing.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, that'll be Roz. Maybe I'll take my leave before the fur starts to fly.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, there's not going to be any fur flying, unless of course she bought one on the way over here.