Frasier (TV Series)

Sea Bee Jeebies (2003)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Martin Crane : [to Eddie]  Hey, you're lookin' a little under the weather. You all right?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : He most certainly is not. He dined on that lovely can of bacon fat you've been hiding under the sink.

  Martin Crane : Oh, geez. Poor little guy. You know, bacon grease is bad for dogs.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ironic, considering its vast health benefits for humans.

• Roz Doyle : Oh, you can't blame her, Frasier. Who wants to get in hair and makeup at eight in the morning?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, somebody better. I'm being profiled, it's going to look like I can't even scare up a date.

  Roz Doyle : You scared that one pretty good.