Full House (TV Series)
The Greatest Birthday on Earth (1989)
John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis
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Quotes
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Jesse Katsopolis : [doing a puppet show for Michelle, since they got locked in a garage during Michelle's circus party]
[With a funny voice]
Jesse Katsopolis : Hi Socko! How's your day?
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : Not so good Toesey. I'm locked in a gas station...
[Angry]
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : thanks to my uncle!
Jesse Katsopolis : I don't think that putting the blame on the nice uncle will help anything.
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : Well, you DID ask how my day was.
Jesse Katsopolis : Well, yes I did, but it's not your uncle's fault.
Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : It is too!
Jesse Katsopolis : Is not!
[Stephanie's puppet pulls off his sock puppet]
Jesse Katsopolis : Ahh! Help, I'm naked! I'm naked!
Michelle Elizabeth Tanner : [Happy] That's funny.
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Joey Gladstone : What do you have against clowns?
Jesse Katsopolis : They bug me, man. They think they're so funny!
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Jesse Katsopolis : Elmer, don't you ever check the bathroom before you lock up? What's the matter with you?
Mechanic : What's the matter with me? You're the one with a funnel on his head!