King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Final Shinsult (1998)

Brittany Murphy: Luanne Platter

Quotes 

• Luanne Platter : [shocked]  Uncle Hank, Aunt Peg, I just heard on the news there's a Santa Claus exhibit at the museum, and someone stole his leg!

• [Joseph and Bobby are part of a class presentation on the history of General Santa Anna of Mexico] 

  Joseph Gribble : I am General Santa Anna. I led the Mexican Army at the Alamo, where we defeated Texas.

  Students : Boo!

  Bobby Hill : [holding a bucket of KFC chicken]  We are at the battle of Cerro Gordo eleven years later and we are hungry. Sir, I will hold your artificial leg while you eat chicken.

  [Bobby and Joseph sit and begin eating chicken. Dooley sneaks up behind them with a musket] 

  Dooley : Attack.

  Bobby Hill : Look out! It's the Illinois Volunteer Infantry! Hop on, General!

  [Joseph hops on Bobby's back and they escape, leaving the fake leg behind. Dooley holds it above his head] 

  Dooley : I stole your fake leg.