Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

The Shave (1958)

Ken Osmond: Eddie Haskell

Quotes 

• Edward 'Eddie' Haskell : You wanna come over to my house and see my razor? It's gold-plated, and it's in a genuine plastic case.

• Edward 'Eddie' Haskell : Hey fellas, you wanna feel something?

  Chester Anderson : What?

  Edward 'Eddie' Haskell : Feel my upper lip.

  Tooey Brown : Hey, don't tell me you're startin' to shave!

  Edward 'Eddie' Haskell : What do you mean, startin'? I been shavin' for over two months.

  Chester Anderson : I've been shavin' for six months.

  Wally Cleaver : No foolin'?

  Chester Anderson : Almost once a month.