User Reviews

"Suppose we talk about why I shouldn't put my fist through your face?' Stella Stevens is stood up by Hubby, who'd rather play golf. She immediately meets an old lover. Will she engage in an affair? What happens when hubby comes back? Joan Collins is a famous movie star traveling under an assumed name. Captain Stubing crushes immediately on her. Credit to Joan for that Bikini. Hubba hubba. Vicki, ever the busybody, is worried about her dad's health. Suddenly there's a rumor that Captain Stubbing intends to marry Joan. Uh oh. Delta Burke's lover absolutely loves her hair. Delta meets an old lover, who was also her hair dresser. He poses as her brother. Delta intends to marry that Jeffrey Tambor, no matter what her "brother" thinks. I tell you, Ron Ely is the man I want to be. What do you want from me? On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 3 1/2 * out of a possible 4 *.