M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Mulcahy's War (1976)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Fr. Mulcahy : There's someone you want me to talk to?
Hawkeye : Yeah, I got kind of an unusual case for you, Father.
[Mulcahy sees the dog]
Fr. Mulcahy : Oh, my! What denomination is he?
Hawkeye : He's a German shepherd; I guess that makes him a Lutheran.
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[Hawkeye is prepping a canine soldier for surgery]
Margaret : I don't mean to sound unsympathetic, but that dog really shouldn't be in here. Think of the germs.
Sergeant Hodkey : You have more germs than that dog, nurse.
Margaret : I beg your pardon!
Hawkeye : I rise in defense of the lady. She showers frequently. I know because I watch her.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Well what do ya think of that?
Hawkeye : I think I'm a fool.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : What do you mean?
Hawkeye : I came all the way to Korea to perform surgery. I could've stayed at home and phoned it in.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Laughs
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Hawkeye : [Sergeant Hodkey asks about his wounded dog] He's fine. He just asked me how do you bust outta this chicken joint.