M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Mulcahy's War (1976)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

Quotes 

• B.J. : Klinger, have you seen Father Mulcahey?

  Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No sir, I haven't seen him all day. But if it's a spiritual problem, give me a minute and I'll come back as a nun.

  B.J. : Careful, Klinger. Dressing as a nun can be habit forming.