Married... with Children (TV Series)
Buck Saves the Day (1989)
David Garrison: Steve Rhoades
Quotes
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Steve Rhoades : Oh come Al, if you trap too many barrs to carry home, I'll hep ya!
Al : I'd rather slam my nose in a car door. I'd rather have a proctologist named Dr. Hook. I would rather watch Roseanne Barr do a striptease than take these little booger machines camping.
Peggy Bundy : Well, good, honey. Then we can spend the whole day together snuggling.
Al : [after brief pause] Well, campers! Let's go get us some gear! Chip in for gas and get me the hell outta here!
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[a delirious Steve moans in pain from poison oak exposure and animal bites]
Victor : What's wrong with Mr. Rhoades?
Al Bundy : He's dying, Victor.
Steve Rhoades : [sing-song] Thus dies the house of Agamemnon.
[pirate accent]
Steve Rhoades : Tie him to the yardarm, Mr. Christian!
[British accent]
Steve Rhoades : Oh, look father, I sat in something icky!
Bud Bundy : Should I get a club, Dad?
Al Bundy : Nah, at least watching him gives us something to do.
[gagging sound]
Bud Bundy : Oh, cool, he's foaming again!
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[after getting lost in the woods]
Al Bundy : Don't worry, we've got a secret weapon.
Steve Rhoades : [offscreen] Owl in my hair! Owl in my hair!
Victor : It's not him, is it?