The Monkees (TV Series)

Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (1966)

Davy Jones: Davy

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Quotes 

• Mike : Davy, you and Peter go hide in the bedroom.

  Davy : He already knows about us, it's the horse we got to hide.

• Dr. Mann : You have a very sick horse here.

  Mike : Oh, eh, Dr. Mann, you don't understand.

  Dr. Mann : Please don't explain, there's no time to waste, I may have to operate.

  Peter : [dressed as the front end of a horse]  You can't operate. I'm not a horse, I'm a Monkee.

  Dr. Mann : Hahaha, A likely story. I suppose you sing, too?

  Davy : [dressed as the back end of a horse]  Yeah, both of us in here do.

  Dr. Mann : Egad, it's even worse than I thought. This horse not only has delusions of singing, it has a split personality!

• Farmer Fisher : [Coming into the barn ringing a big Triangle shouting]  It's Tuesday morning! Got a lotta work to be done: gotta feed the hogs, gotta plow the south forty, gotta milk the cows, gotta feed the chickens. Come on boys, come on.

  Mike : Come on, we gotta go... plow the cow...

  Micky : Something about... I'm supposed to go milk the chicken?

  Peter : I think we ought to go to feed the south porty.

  Davy : Feed the chickens to the cows.