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6/10
Decent fifth season opener.
poolandrews20 March 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Quincy M.E.: No Way to Treat a Flower starts as Dr. John Osbourne (Paul Kent) requests a quick autopsy on his patient Kathy Campbell (Karlene Crockett) due to baffling symptoms of death, Dr. Asten (John S. Ragin) puts his best man Quincy (Jack Klugman) on the case. The autopsy turns up some strange results, virtually every major organ in Kathy's body was severely damaged. Quincy concludes that it must be a poisonous substance & investigates whether Kathy was taking drugs, it turns out that her & her boyfriend Scott Westlake had taken some marijuana treated with a deadly chemical called colchicine advertised as making plants (including grass) grow bigger & faster...

Episode 1 from season 5 this Quincy story was directed by Ray Danton & is far from the best season opener but is an entertaining way to kick off the fifth season of Quincy all the same. While No Way to Treat a Flower is a moralistic episode focusing on the social issue surrounding drugs, the taking of unknown chemicals & the inadequacies surrounding the advertising of said chemicals & drugs there's some nice little sub plots including a race against time to save Kathy's boyfriend Scott & yet more examples of bureaucracy & red tape as Quincy tries to do something about the problem but finds himself hitting a brick wall at almost every turn. There's some really nice humour here too, during season four is when the production team & actors really 'got' the character's & everyone is like a family now, the dialogue is often funny yet still has a message, everyones quirks & personalities shine through & if your a fan of the series the interaction between the character's is joy to watch during this period of the show before the writers watered Quincy down, married him off, made him sell his boat, etc. Also if there is anyone out there who thinks every Quincy episode ends on a happy note then watch No Way to Treat a Flower since it has a poignant, sombre & fairly downbeat ending & is one of many Quincy's which blows the myth that there's a murder every episode out of the water.

Klugman puts in a powerhouse performance here, the guy is just a wonderful actor. Here he show's real emotion ranging from anger, frustration, sorrow, exasperation, happiness, grumpiness & the whole lot played perfectly. The scenes where he comes up against red tape & the drug magazine publisher are just great. He was born to play Quincy & I can't imagine anyone else in the role (see the awful Has Anybody Here Seen Quincy? (1977) from season two for proof of that & how ordinary the show is without Klugman). Veteran Hollywood & TV actor Whit Bissell has a small role in this as a botanist.

No Way to Treat a Flower is a good Quincy episode, it has a strong well written story, some nice humour & a fantastic performance by Klugman although that in itself is nothing new. Well worth a watch.
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6/10
An interesting topic--but too much speechifying by Quincy.
planktonrules22 April 2013
This episode begins with the death of a 15 year-old. Her internal organs are a mess and it's hard to believe that she seemed healthy and normal just three days earlier. What could have caused this? Eventually, Quincy is able to determine that the girl had smoked some marijuana that was grown with Colchicine--a chemical that was being sold in a pro-drug magazine in order to produce larger and stronger pot plants. The problem is that the chemical is deadly--and the readers of the magazine could potentially buy the product without realizing its effects. So, it's up to Quincy to find others who have bought the Colchicine as well as get that magazine to stop advertising this crazy chemical.

In many ways, it's an interesting episode. But, on the other hand, quite a few times during the show Quincy began making soap box speeches--speeches obviously the result of bad writing, as NO ONE talks that way! It's a shame, as without these incidents, the show could have earned a 7 or even 8.
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5/10
Flawed and depressing
rayoflite245 October 2015
No Way To Treat A Flower begins with a teenage girl being rushed to the hospital and dying suddenly. Quincy (Jack Klugman) conducts the autopsy and is surprised to see that her organs are so damaged that they resemble those of a 70 year old woman. He suspects poisoning, and through further investigation learns that she smoked marijuana grown with the chemical Colchicine which was advertised by a recreational magazine. Quincy becomes determined to stop the magazine from advertising this deadly growth product and find the girl's boyfriend who is also in danger.

I found this to be a pretty flawed episode with some gaping plot holes. First off, I had trouble believing that a national magazine would just advertise a deadly product like this without doing any type of checking or research into the harmful effects. I also couldn't believe it when Quincy confronted the magazine owner and demanded the list of people who responded to the ad, and somehow he has this readily available and produces it. Was the magazine also running an answering service and channeling all calls and inquiries to the client? This is not how it works, and the supplier would have received the inquiries directly. I also couldn't fathom the storyline involving the boyfriend. He sees the girlfriend fall ill and die after taking the drug, but rather than seek treatment for himself we see him wandering around some canyon for what seems like an eternity getting sicker and sicker but not seeking out help. Stupid all around!

Definitely not a great Season 5 opener here as the deaths were accidental and there really isn't much of a mystery as we learn the cause pretty early on. Another thing I particularly didn't like about this episode is that even when there is a heavy plot featured they usually still try and end things on an upbeat,light-hearted note with a comical scene at Danny's or such, but not in this instance where we see yet another depressing scene before the abrupt close.
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5/10
Quincy is well into its "issue" phase by now
AlsExGal24 March 2024
A 15-year-old girl dies after a very brief illness blows up on her physician, who then asks Dr. Asten to make her autopsy a priority. Quincy then finds organ damage all over her body and heart tissue that looks like it belongs to a 70-year-old. An investigation by Quincy leads to an ad in a magazine that sells colchicine by mail. Clinically used as a gout medication, it also has the ability to make plants grow very large and is being touted in the ad as a way to grow very large marijuana plants. Unfortunately, it is also a deadly poison when ingested in large amounts.

This segues into an issue episode when Quincy goes about pontificating about how the government needs to be able to outlaw such harmful magazine ads as the one for colchicine in the drug magazine.

Quincy really was past its prime when it began to delve into social issues versus individual mysteries solved by forensic science. The great irony of this particular episode is that it was written by Christopher Trumbo, son of Dalton Trumbo. It is hardly Spartacus.
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