Roseanne (TV Series)

The Monday Thru Friday Show (1989)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [about Becky's loud music]  Would you please turn that down? I'm trying to watch the game.

  Becky : I'm trying to learn Biology.

  Dan : Well, all you need to know about Biology is that the head bone's connected to the neck bone, and the neck bone's going to be broken unless you get up there and turn that down.

• Roseanne : What are you smiling at, hot stuff?

  Dan : Well, wait a minute. What's this in my pocket? It could be. It might be. It is. Holy cow, it's a honeymoon! Why, yes, it's paradise.

  Jackie : Ohh, another guy who thinks he's got paradise in his jeans.