"The Simpsons" Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (TV Episode 1995) - Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Kearney

Abe Simpson : Hey, the lamp's running away!

Bart Simpson : That's my dog, man!

Abe Simpson : So long, lamp.
Moe Szyslak : I lost my bar!

Barney Gumble : I lost his bar!

Lisa Simpson : He robbed the school of music!

Principal Skinner : He robbed the school of financial security!

Tito Puente : He robbed the school of Tito!

Homer : He can't remember my name!

Marge Simpson : He's causing us all to yell!

[Maggie sucks her pacifier violently]

Bart Simpson : Look what he did to my best friend!

[Camera pans to Milhouse eating Cheezies]

Bart Simpson : No, my dog!

[Santa's Little Helper rolls in on his cart]

Mr. Burns : [Mr. Burns enters, chuckling] Oh, those wheels are squeaking a bit. Perhaps I can sell him a little oil?
Marge Simpson : I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate - selfish, even.

Bart Simpson : Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?... Dad?... Homer!

Lisa Simpson : [Bart pulls paper away to reveal Abe]

[Abe, Bart Lisa all scream]

Lisa Simpson : Sorry, Grampa. It's just that for a second it looked like Dad had melted.

Abe Simpson : Well, get used to it, 'cause I'm living here now. I ain't going back to the retirement home until they fish my bed out of that sinkhole.
[Mrs. Krabappel is spraying air freshener in the classroom]

Bart Simpson : Yuck! What reeks?

Nelson Muntz : Smells like one of van Houten's.

Milhouse van Houten : It does not!
Ralph Wiggum : Chocolate microscopes?

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Kearney