The Simpsons (TV Series)

Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (1995)

Tito Puente: Tito Puente

Quotes 

• Moe Szyslak : I lost my bar!

  Barney Gumble : I lost his bar!

  Lisa Simpson : He robbed the school of music!

  Principal Skinner : He robbed the school of financial security!

  Tito Puente : He robbed the school of Tito!

  Homer : He can't remember my name!

  Marge Simpson : He's causing us all to yell!

  [Maggie sucks her pacifier violently] 

  Bart Simpson : Look what he did to my best friend!

  [Camera pans to Milhouse eating Cheezies] 

  Bart Simpson : No, my dog!

  [Santa's Little Helper rolls in on his cart] 

  Mr. Burns : [Mr. Burns enters, chuckling]  Oh, those wheels are squeaking a bit. Perhaps I can sell him a little oil?