Soap (TV Series)

Episode #2.16 (1979)

Billy Crystal: Jodie Dallas

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• [Burt, Danny, Jodie, Chuck and Bob are all drunk in a bar] 

  Jodie : I'm not gonna throw up. I never throw up.

  [Burt and Danny laugh] 

  Burt : What do you mean "I never throw up"?

  Jodie : I *never* throw up!

  Burt : [laughs]  Throwing up is not a choice. You don't say "I'm sorry, I don't play tennis and I don't throw up."

  Danny : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I bet I can make him throw up.

  Jodie : Oh, yeah?

  Danny : Yeah!

  Jodie : Okay. Take your best shot.

  Danny : Okay... picture this: a sack full of worms falls in your mouth...

  Bob : [revolted]  Stop! Stop!

  Danny : I know I could make you throw up. All right, imagine this: a ton of raw liver...

  Jodie : Get me a spoon.

  Danny : And it's out in the hot sun...

  Jodie : Oh, I love it.

  Danny : And there's maggots in it and you've gotta eat it.

  Bob : [gagging]  Oh, god! Stop!

  Jodie : See that? I told you, I never throw up. I don't even gag.

  Danny : I'll stick my fingers down your throat.