Valerie (TV Series)
The Wrong Stuff (1986)
Valerie Harper: Valerie Hogan
Quotes
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Valerie Hogan : I just spent an hour with the principal listening to the foulest language I have ever heard and he was quoting your brother. I don't know what to do with that kid.
Mark Hogan : I thought you were making him pay a quarter for each bad word he said.
Valerie Hogan : Yes, yes. See this?
[holds up a jar of change]
Valerie Hogan : . We are now a three income family!
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Bruno : Excuse me, Miss Manners, you wanna take this kid back to the docks where you found him?
Valerie Hogan : What's the matter, what's going on?
Bruno : I don't want him using that kind of language around my kids.
Valerie Hogan : Oh no. What did he say?
Bruno : Let him repeat it, I got standards.
Willie Hogan : It just slipped out.
Bruno : Nothing with that many syllables slips out! That kind of cursing takes long hours of careful construction.
Valerie Hogan : Thank you Bruno. Willie, sit down. You and I are going to have a talk.
Bruno : Talk? What that kid needs it to chew on a bar of Palmolive for a couple of hours!
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Valerie Hogan : You are grounded for two weeks, do you hear me? No discussion.
Willie Hogan : Two weeks?
Valerie Hogan : Yes.
Willie Hogan : That bites!
Valerie Hogan : Three weeks. And no bicycle.
Willie Hogan : I'll take cabs. To hell with it!
Valerie Hogan : Four weeks. Four weeks Willie, and you better lose this attitude really quickly, really fast!
Willie Hogan : I like this attitude, cause it matches my eyes.
Valerie Hogan : Willie, I am warning you.
Willie Hogan : Keep the bike, I don't even wanna ride that piece of...
[she rubs a soapy sponge in his mouth]