Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 347 (2004)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [at the end of "Let's Make a Date", guessing Greg's quirk of "Angry Jerry Springer Guest"]  Bachelor number one is a... jilted ex-boyfriend.

  Drew Carey : And where do those people usually show up?

  Wayne Brady : At my house?

  Drew Carey : At what...

  [audience laughs] 

  Drew Carey : on what famous television show would you expect to...

  Wayne Brady : Oh! On the "Jerry Springer Show".

  [audience applauds] 

  Wayne Brady : All I watch is PBS, brotha. I don't know about that.

  Drew Carey : [laughs]  Yeah, I know. I know.

  Wayne Brady : Bachelor number two, Colin, is a ventriloquist with an angry ventriloquist dummy.

  Drew Carey : Yeah, that's close enough.

  [audience applauds] 

  Wayne Brady : And bachelor number three is the collected works of...

  Drew Carey : No. No.

  Wayne Brady : Alfred- Steven...

  Drew Carey : No.

  Wayne Brady : Is, is all the characters...

  Drew Carey : No.

  Wayne Brady : Is, uh, hor- horror...

  Drew Carey : No.

  Wayne Brady : Bachelor number three...

  Drew Carey : Yes.

  Wayne Brady : ...Is one man, who embodies...

  Drew Carey : No.

  [Wayne kicks his feet in frustration] 

  Drew Carey : it says here he's a frustrated writer going insane at a remote hotel. How could you not guess that?

  Wayne Brady : [sarcastic]  Oh, that's right!

  [performers walk back to their seats] 

  Drew Carey : I thought that was kind of an easy one. I dunno. Uh, a thousand points to Ryan, a thousand points to Colin, and Greg, you get to go out on a REAL date with Wayne Brady!

  [Greg and Wayne hold hands and stare into each other's eyes] 

  Drew Carey : You're goin' to Guadalajara!

• Drew Carey : [after "Film Dub", with a clip from "Teenagers from Outer Space"]  You thought the special effects in "Star Wars" were somethin' else, check THOSE out, man. That was amazing. I'm gonna be having nightmares now.