Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret? (2006)

Miley Cyrus: Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana

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Quotes 

• Lilly Truscott : [after she sneaks into Hannah's Dressing room]  Hannah Montana!

  Hannah Montana : Whoever you are, you have to get out of here right now or I'll call security!

  Lilly Truscott : Wait, wait no!, I'm sorry I was just looking for a souvenir, My name's Lilly Truscott and I'm a *huge* fan!

  Lilly Truscott : [Hannah closes her eyes and stares at a pie, then shoves it in her face]  Did you just shove pie in your face?

  Hannah Montana : It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie.

• Lilly Truscott : [Hannah stands behind the coat rack and moves clothes in front of her face so Lilly can't see her]  I just wish Miley were here.

  Hannah Montana : [talks fast]  Uh, Miley, who's Miley, I don't know Miley, that's a strange name.

  Lilly Truscott : Oh, she's my best friend.

  Hannah Montana : [spreads clothes on coat rack and steps through it, then she runs to the door and opens it]  Right! Well then, why don't you go get her.

  Lilly Truscott : Oh, great idea, I'll call her

  [takes out cell phone] 

  Hannah Montana : [closes door]  No!

  [walks up to her] 

  Hannah Montana : You know, cell phones don't really work in here, it has to do with the walls and the cement and...

  [her cell phone starts ringing and she looks down at it] 

  Hannah Montana : OK, they must've fixed it.

  Lilly Truscott : [Lilly's mouth opens]  Aren't you gonna get that?

  Hannah Montana : Uh, uh, uh, uh, No! I'm talking to you that would be rude.

  [phone ring more] 

  Hannah Montana : Ok, she's not home

  [closes Lilly's cell phone] 

  Lilly Truscott : Wow, that was weird!

  Hannah Montana : [reaches for a pen and a picture]  Uh, why don't I just give you an autograph for her.

  Oliver Oken : What about me, I'm the one who loves you!

  [Hannah closes her eyes] 

  Oliver Oken : [see's the pie on Hannah's face]  Your much paler in person

  Hannah Montana : Yeah, and you know what, gosh it was real fun meetin' you guys but I really gotta go.

  Oliver Oken : Wait! Can't I shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair?

  Hannah Montana : No! But you can take this towel.

  [throws him the towel she wiped pie out of her eyes with] 

  Oliver Oken : Hannah Montana's towel!

  [falls from window] 

  Oliver Oken : [crashing noises]  Its ok, none of my blood got on the towel!

  Lilly Truscott : Well, I guess I'm leaving too.

  Hannah Montana : [motions her out the door]  OK!

  Lilly Truscott : Without even a towel as a souvenir.

  Hannah Montana : [motions her out of the room again]  Buh bye!

  Lilly Truscott : Nothing but my memories, which will fade, too, too, quickly.

  [turns back around] 

  Hannah Montana : All right all right! Here!

  [hands her a scarf] 

  Lilly Truscott : Oh my gosh!

  [puts scarf around her neck] 

  Lilly Truscott : The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage!

  [Hannah grabs the autograph and hands it to her] 

  Lilly Truscott : I can't believe. Hey I have a lucky bracelet just like that! I loaned it to my best friend yesterday. Of course mine says Lilly on the back...

  [looks at bottom of bracelet] 

  Lilly Truscott : Just like that.

  [wipes pie off of Hannah's face] 

  Hannah Montana : Ta da!

• Hannah Montana : Um, hey Amber, I think it's time to pluck the 'stache

  Lilly Truscott : and Ashley...

  [gasps] 

  Lilly Truscott : ...is that a zit or are you growing a new head!

  Hannah Montana , Lilly Truscott : [they lean in and examine Amber and Ashley's faces]  Eww!

• Lilly Truscott : Booger check!

  Hannah Montana : Uhh, you are so... gross!

• Hannah Montana : Hey, really soft hands.

  Johnny Collins : [stuttering]  Thanks. It's ketchup.

• Hannah Montana : Hey, Jo-ust another fan

  Johnny Collins : Hi. Um, could you sign this to Johnny. It's not me, it's my little brother. He really likes you, not that I don't! I do, but he wanted me to get it, so I'm getting it. So, if you could just sign that to Johnny. My little brother.

  Hannah Montana : There ya go. Hey really soft hands.

  Johnny Collins : Thanks it's ketchup. I- bye.

  [runs away] 

• Johnny Collins : Hey Miley! What's Up?

  Miley Stewart : [while putting ketchup on burger]  Oh Nothing. Just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger. I see you like mayonnaise, I've never tried *that* on a veggie burger, maybe I should, but today cause I already have ketchup...

  [looks down at massive amount of ketchup on burger] 

  Miley Stewart : You know what many people don't know... is that it's also a really good moisturizer her take some!

• Lilly Truscott : [after Hannah's cell phone rings]  Aren't you gonna get that?

  Hannah Montana : No I'm talking to you that would be rude!

• Miley Stewart : He is so cute!

  Robbie Stewart : Honey at your age there's only two things that are cute: squirrels and puppy dogs.

• Jackson Stewart : Hey Hannah, I thought my little lady here could use a souvenir.

  Hannah Montana : Jackson get out of here!

  [throws a roll of toilet paper] 

  Jackson Stewart : For you. Told you we were tight.

  [gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye] 

• Lilly Truscott : What size shoe do you wear?

  Miley Stewart : I'm a five.

  Lilly Truscott : I'm a six, but I'll squeeze!

• Miley Stewart : I am so mad!

  Robbie Stewart : So you're going to take it out on my ice cream sundae?

• Miley Stewart : Next time try something with sleeves and deodorant

  [plugs her nose] 

  Jackson Stewart : If you got it flaunt it!

• Fairmaine : I love you Hannah Montana!

  Jackson Stewart : Do you mind? I am on the phone here, all right? I've got a life too you know. And I would appreciate it if I could have one conversation without hearing the words Hannah Montana.

  [on the phone] 

  Jackson Stewart : Yeah, that's right girl, I know Hannah Montana!

  [Hannah/Miley rolls her eyes] 

  Jackson Stewart : And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night, great we'll see you then!

  [hangs up phone and turns to Hannah/Miley] 

  Jackson Stewart : I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night!

  Hannah Montama : Sorry, I'm sold out!

  Jackson Stewart : Dad!

  Robbie Stewart : Hey think about it this way Miley, he goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out.

  Hannah Montama : [tosses her jacket on the couch turns to Robbie and Jackson and points both index fingers at them]  You've got the tickets

  Miley Stewart : [phone rings]  Hello?

  Lilly Truscott : [yelling]  Hey it's me, landing in twenty seconds!

  Miley Stewart : Great!

  Miley Stewart : Lilly alert in 18 seconds!

  [takes off wig and jacket grabs another jacket and puts it on] 

  Jackson Stewart : She's your best friend Miley, sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your Hannah Montana.

  Miley Stewart : I pick later!

  Robbie Stewart : 9 seconds, get the juice!

  Miley Stewart : Got it!

  Robbie Stewart : Good!

  Robbie Stewart : 3!

  Jackson Stewart : [opens the door]  2!

  Miley Stewart : 1!

  Lilly Truscott : Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town! Miley, you and I, I being your best friend, are going to see, the one, the only, Hannah Montana! Woo!

  [Miley's eyes double in size] 

  Lilly Truscott : You're not screaming, why aren't you screaming?

  Jackson Stewart : Oh believe me, she's screaming on the inside.

  [Robbie wraps his arm around Jackson's mouth] 

  Jackson Stewart : [Miley screams in her head] 

• Lilly Truscott : [crawls on a rotating closet that Miley just showed her the opposite way]  Cut me some slack Hannah!

  Miley Stewart : Hannah? I knew this would happen!

  Lilly Truscott : Did I say Hannah? I didn't mean that, it was a mistake!

  Miley Stewart : No! The mistake was trusting you!

  [Lilly stops crawling and the rotating closet carries her into the back] 

• Lilly Truscott : Ok, we didn't get those seats. Minor setback. but the good news is

  [starts whispering] 

  Lilly Truscott : we have better seats for Hannah Montana!

  Miley Stewart : I'm sorry, it's just that, I don't like Hannah Montana

  [pulls her hair behind her head and starts eating] 

  Lilly Truscott : [leans down until her head is almost even with the table]  What?

  Oliver Oken : [walks in and starts talking to girls]  Hey baby, how are you doing?... Oliver Oken, and may I say you two, are smokin'

  Amber : In your dreams.

  Oliver Oken : I'm countin' on that!

  [walks past another girl] 

  Oliver Oken : Hey slick!... Hey! Oh yeah, she wants me.

  Lilly Truscott : Oliver, you're not going to believe this! Miley says she "doesn't" like Hannah Montana!

  Oliver Oken : What! Hannah Montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet!, in fact, FYI someday I'm gonna be Mr. Hannah Montana.

  [Miley's eyebrows go halfway up her forehead] 

  Oliver Oken : I'm gonna watch her every minute of every day, and protect her from any obsessed fans, and every night I''m gonna shampoo and condition that beautiful "blonde" hair.

  Miley Stewart : Oliver, I say this because I care about you, *get some help*!

• Hannah Montana : [takes some toilet paper and wipes pie off her face]  Lilly, I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but you cannot just freeze me out like this, please talk to me.

  Lilly Truscott : I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything. But I guess I was wrong, since you kept just about the biggest secret in the world! Miley Stewart slash Hannah Montana!

• Hannah Montana : [to Jackson]  Captain Hormone!

• Hannah Montana : [as Jackson is about to sell her out]  I'm surprised you can stand without a spine.

• Jackson Stewart : [Jackson enters wearing one of Hannah Montana's dresses]  I'm not getting paid enough for this.

  Miley Stewart : [Miley and Lily are both mortified as they look at Jackson]  Neither am I.