NewsRadio (TV Series)
Bill's Autobiography (1995)
Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal
Quotes
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[Bill is frustrated that he has no ideas for his new book]
Bill : Did you know that when Dan Rather was 19 he was the youngest photographer for the Associated Press?
Dave : Okay, well, what were you doing at 19?
Bill : Drinking.
Dave : Well, how about how hard it was to break into the industry? You know, all the struggles...
Bill : My aunt owned a radio station. She hired me to try to get me to stop drinking.
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Bill : The problem, as I see it, is that I have absolutely no personality of my own.
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Bill : [speaking into tape recorder] Chicago, 1968. The Democratic Convention. Hippies and yippies alike fill the streets, waging a war of peace against Mayor Daley's thugs. There I was... watching it on TV in my dorm and drinking.
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Catherine Duke : What about me, Bill? All I have is a great radio voice just like you.
Bill : Yes, except you're a woman and you're black. Oh, what I wouldn't give.
Catherine Duke : It's not all it's cracked up to be, Bill.
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Bill : [after Jimmy broke his cardboard lookalike, not knowing he was there] Et tu, Jimmy?