Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Mutagen Monster (1989)

Peter Renaday: Hamato Yoshi, Splinter, Vernon Fenwick

Quotes 

• Irma Langinstein : April, where have you been? And what happened to you?

  April O'Neil : Let's just say I was given a bum steer. Has Vernon come back yet?

  Irma Langinstein : Yes, but he won't come out of his office. And he sure seems nervous.

  April O'Neil : Try bringing him a nice glass of warm milk. That always calms me down.

  [later, Irma enters Vernon's office with some milk] 

  Irma Langinstein : Look, Vernon, I've brought you something. A nice glass of warm...

  Vernon Fenwick : MILK? Ooh ho ho!

  [a crashing sound is heard and Irma comes out of Vernon's office covered with milk] 

  Irma Langinstein : A simple "no thanks" would have been enough.

• [Donatello and Splinter sneak into the lab of a university building using a grate in the floor] 

  Splinter : A most unusual way to get into college.

  Donatello : Let's just say I worked my way up from the bottom.

• Michelangelo : [walks in while the turtles are watching TV]  Come on, dudes. Give me a break. Let's watch something educational for once. There's a mondo surfing flick on, "Waikiki Wave Walkers". It's totally tubuloso. Here, let me show you.

  Raphael : Touch that dial and you're history.

  Michelangelo : [changes the channel]  No, trust me, compadres, you'll really dig it.

  [from his room, Splinter hears Michelangelo scream and glass breaking] 

  Splinter : That sounds like a food fight. Deep dish pizza, to be exact.