Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)

Jennifer Darling: Irma Langinstein

Quotes 

• Irma Langinstein : My best friend has turned into a cat. I don't know whether to call 911 or the animal shelter.

• Leonardo : Okay. So... So what happened to April?

  Irma Langinstein : [starts talking rapidly]  Well, first she turned into a cat, and then she drank milk from a saucer, and then she jumped out the window, and then she went to some man called Shredder, and then she went to...

  Raphael : Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

  Michelangelo : Right. Could you, like, rewind that and play it back at normal speed?

• [the turtles get ready to enter April's apartment through the window only to find Irma already inside] 

  Irma Langinstein : Hi, fellas. What took you so long?

  Raphael : Irma! How'd you get in here?

  Irma Langinstein : I've got a key.

  Donatello : You mean we climbed that fire escape for nothing?

  Leonardo : It's okay. We needed the workout.

• Irma Langinstein : [on the turtlecom]  Hello? Is anyone there?

  Leonardo : Who are you?

  Irma Langinstein : Never mind that. Who are you?

  Leonardo : I'm Leonardo.

  Irma Langinstein : [gasps]  You really are a turtle.

  Raphael : Congratulations, lady. You just won the national wildlife award.

• Irma Langinstein : Yoohoo! Splinter? Are you in there?

  Donatello : Irma, what are you doing in the sewers?

  Irma Langinstein : Well, a woman will go to any depths to meet her dream man. Now, where is this hunky Splinter guy?

  [Splinter enters] 

  Splinter : I am Splinter.

  Irma Langinstein : [gasps]  You're a... You're a rat!

  Splinter : Precisely. You must be Irma.

  Irma Langinstein : Wrong. I must be going.

  [runs away] 

  Irma Langinstein : AAH!