Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)
The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)
Renae Jacobs: April O'Neil
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Quotes
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Donatello : Well, April, how does it feel being a human again?
April O'Neil : Awful! My nails are absolutely ruined from walking around on all fours!
Raphael : Yep, she's back to being a woman again!
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April O'Neil : [after Irma leaves her apartment after her cat instincts start kicking it] Ooh, I thought she'd never leave!
[gets down on all fours and drinks the milk from the bowl with the cats she brought into her apartment]
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April O'Neil : [to the turtles as a cat woman under Shredder's control with a collar] Must kill all of you, Shredder commands it!
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April O'Neil : [after she goes through the teleporter with a cat] What happened? I feel so woozy
[gasps as she notices that she has grown cat claws]
April O'Neil : What's going on?
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April O'Neil : This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 news, speaking with this year's winner of the fat cabbies contest, Myron Bimbleton. Tell us, what is the secret of your success?
Myron Bimbleton : Uh, chili burgers and onions. Lots of onions.
April O'Neil : [disgusted] Oh, you said a mouthful, Myron.
[Myron burps]
April O'Neil : This is April O'Neil. Channel 6 news.
Vernon Fenwick : Okay, that's a wrap.
April O'Neil : Really, Vernon, why must I do these idiotic human interest stories?
Vernon Fenwick : Because the public eats them up.
April O'Neil : Right, with lots of onions.
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April O'Neil : April here. What's up, guys?
Donatello : We've got an emergency and we need your help.
April O'Neil : Now, this sounds like a real story.
Donatello : Uh, uh, right, yeah. There are these gigantic alligators in the sewer.
April O'Neil : Fantastic! I'll bring my video camera.
Donatello : Uh, we'd rather you brought a spare TV instead.
April O'Neil : Huh?
[later, April is at the turtles' lair]
April O'Neil : Oh, you got me over here so you could watch a MOVIE about alligators in the sewers?
Michelangelo : [while watching TV] Exactamundo. Ha ha ha. Awesome flick, isn't it?
Raphael : Hey, you guys want to hold it down? You're drowning out all the screams.
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April O'Neil : [finds a Chinese food carton] Chinese food? Don't tell me that you guys have given up pizza.
Leonardo : It's Rocksteady and Bebop's. It's not bad enough they trashed the place, they also left their garbage!
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April O'Neil : [about the turtles' lair] What happened here? World War III?