The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Bank Book 6565696 (1962)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : For years, my wife kept throwing quarters into a cookie jar. Drove me nuts! Finally, I found out what she was saving for.

  Rob Petrie : What was it?

  Buddy Sorrell , Sally Rogers : [in unison]  Cookies!

• Sally Rogers : Come on, Buddy, let's go for coffee.

  Buddy Sorrell : No, I wanna stay. I never saw a real holdup before.

  Sally Rogers : [to Rob and Laura]  See ya later.

  Buddy Sorrell : [likewise]  Be back in a few dollars!

• [Buddy and Sally denote Rob's preoccupation over Laura's secret bank book] 

  Rob Petrie : You know, you guys are jokin' but there's one aspect of this whole silly thing that intrigues me.

  Sally Rogers : You mean the... the fact that Laura's keeping a secret from you?

  Rob Petrie : No, that doesn't bother me. It's just the fact that she's keeping it a secret from me. THAT bothers me.

  Buddy Sorrell : [testing the depths of Rob's preoccupation]  Doesn't the fact that she's keeping it a secret bother ya?

  Rob Petrie : No, I don't worry about things like that.

  Sally Rogers : If I were you, I'd worry about my hearing, Fred.