Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer (2006)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Rose : And that hemorrhoid cream - what was it called?

  Charlie Harper : "Fire in the Hole".

• Charlie Harper : [Alan tells Charlie to ignore their Mother]  Ignore her? It would be easier to ignore blood in my urine!

• Alan Harper : [Charlie is depressed]  Hey. Can I get you anything?

  Charlie Harper : A length of rope and a rickety stool?