Star Trek (2009)
Jonathan Dixon: Simulator Tactical Officer
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Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Three more Klingon warbirds decloaking and targeting our ship. I don't suppose this is a problem either.
Simulator Tactical Officer : They're firing, Captain.
James T. Kirk : Alert Medical Bay to prepare to receive ALL crew members from the damaged ship.
Lt. Nyota Uhura : And how do you expect us to rescue them when we're surrounded by Klingons, Captain?
James T. Kirk : [not taking anything or anyone seriously] Alert Medical
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Our ship's being hit. Shields at sixty percent.
James T. Kirk : [nonchalantly] I understand.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : [exasperated] Well, should we - I dunno - fire back?
James T. Kirk : [pulls an apple out of nowhere and starts munching] No.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Of COURSE not.
[the entire simulation suddenly shuts down, then starts back up]
Test Administrator : What is this? What's going on?
James T. Kirk : Hm. Arm photons. Prepare to fire on the Klingon warbirds.
Simulator Tactical Officer : Yessir.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Jim, their shields are still up!
James T. Kirk : Are they?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : [checks again] No... They're not.
James T. Kirk : Fire on all enemy ships. One photon each should do. Let's not waste ammunition.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy : Target locked and acquired on all warbirds. Firing.
[the simulation shows the birds being destroyed one by one]
Simulator Tactical Officer : All ships destroyed, Captain.
James T. Kirk : Begin rescue of the stranded crew.
James T. Kirk : [grandstanding his victory] So! We've managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured AND the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is... underway.
[takes a large bite out of his apple]
