The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)
No One Comes to Lupusville (1987)
Arsenio Hall: Winston Zeddemore, Werewolf A, Townsfolk, Werewolf
Quotes
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Winston Zeddemore : [about Egon] Brilliant man, but the attention span of a tumbleweed.
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[the Ghostbusters escape Lupusville as the vampires and werewolves battle each other]
Peter Venkman : Um, Egon? Not to be intrusive or unduly nosey, but would you mind awfully telling me how this could get any worse?
Dr. Egon Spengler : As soon as we're on the road. Hit it, Ray.
[Ray starts driving]
Dr. Egon Spengler : Think about it, Peter. When a vampire bites someone, he becomes a vampire, right?
Peter Venkman : Right...
Ray Stantz : And when a werewolf bites someone, he becomes a werewolf, too!
Dr. Egon Spengler : Precisely. So, what happens when a werewolf bites a vampire, and a vampire bites a werewolf?
[the Ghostbusters watch the carnage unfold as the vampires and werewolves turn into each other from their fighting]
Winston Zeddemore : Man, talk about democracy in action.
Peter Venkman : I'm hip. But guys, don't you wana stay around and see who wins?
Dr. Egon Spengler , Ray Stantz , Winston Zeddemore : No.
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Gregor : [to Egon] Pity you had to figure that out. You're too smart for your own good.
Winston Zeddemore : Yeah, that's what we keep telling him, that and 'Keep quiet'. Never works. Like talking to your own armpit.