The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

No One Comes to Lupusville (1987)

Maurice LaMarche: Dr. Egon Spengler, Orwell, Vampire, Townsfolk, Werewolf

Quotes 

• [the Ghostbusters escape Lupusville as the vampires and werewolves battle each other] 

  Peter Venkman : Um, Egon? Not to be intrusive or unduly nosey, but would you mind awfully telling me how this could get any worse?

  Dr. Egon Spengler : As soon as we're on the road. Hit it, Ray.

  [Ray starts driving] 

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Think about it, Peter. When a vampire bites someone, he becomes a vampire, right?

  Peter Venkman : Right...

  Ray Stantz : And when a werewolf bites someone, he becomes a werewolf, too!

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Precisely. So, what happens when a werewolf bites a vampire, and a vampire bites a werewolf?

  [the Ghostbusters watch the carnage unfold as the vampires and werewolves turn into each other from their fighting] 

  Winston Zeddemore : Man, talk about democracy in action.

  Peter Venkman : I'm hip. But guys, don't you wana stay around and see who wins?

  Dr. Egon Spengler , Ray Stantz , Winston Zeddemore : No.

• Lyta : Turnip?

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Yes, it is.

• Peter Venkman : Well men, mission accomplished. We got out with our lives, even if we didn't get paid.

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Oh I don't know, Peter, I wouldn't say we walked away completely empty handed.

  [Ecto 1 pulls away revealing Lyta riding on the back bumper]