The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

No One Comes to Lupusville (1987)

Lorenzo Music: Dr. Peter Venkman, Townsfolk, Werewolf

Quotes 

• Peter Venkman : [speaking while both are surrounded by vampires]  Boy, it's true what they say: you can't tell one weirdy from another without a score card.

  Ray Stantz : Nice going Peter, get their trust.

• Peter Venkman : [walking with Ray, captured by rebel vampires]  You know, Ray, I was just thinking...

  Ray Stantz : Oh good. More trouble.

  Peter Venkman : Exactly. Whichever wins, you can bet your baby blues that they'll never let us outta here alive.

  Ray Stantz : Well, gee. That's pretty rotten.

• Ray Stantz : [hears a wolf howling in the distance]  Oh no... no no no! It can't be!

  Peter Venkman : Ray? "Oh no" what, Ray? Don't do this to me!

  Ray Stantz : I'm a fool! Why didn't I see it coming?

  [helps Peter up] 

  Ray Stantz : The name of this town is Lupusville, Peter! Lupus, Latin for wolf! Or in this case... werewolves!

• [the Ghostbusters escape Lupusville as the vampires and werewolves battle each other] 

  Peter Venkman : Um, Egon? Not to be intrusive or unduly nosey, but would you mind awfully telling me how this could get any worse?

  Dr. Egon Spengler : As soon as we're on the road. Hit it, Ray.

  [Ray starts driving] 

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Think about it, Peter. When a vampire bites someone, he becomes a vampire, right?

  Peter Venkman : Right...

  Ray Stantz : And when a werewolf bites someone, he becomes a werewolf, too!

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Precisely. So, what happens when a werewolf bites a vampire, and a vampire bites a werewolf?

  [the Ghostbusters watch the carnage unfold as the vampires and werewolves turn into each other from their fighting] 

  Winston Zeddemore : Man, talk about democracy in action.

  Peter Venkman : I'm hip. But guys, don't you wana stay around and see who wins?

  Dr. Egon Spengler , Ray Stantz , Winston Zeddemore : No.

• Peter Venkman : You know, you have to respect a town where everyone takes a real fashion risk.

• Peter Venkman : Ok, so much for Rock 'n Roll. Mozart, anyone?

• Peter Venkman : Well men, mission accomplished. We got out with our lives, even if we didn't get paid.

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Oh I don't know, Peter, I wouldn't say we walked away completely empty handed.

  [Ecto 1 pulls away revealing Lyta riding on the back bumper]