Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Larry Hides Out (1960)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [Beaver is visiting Larry, and we find the boys in Larry's sister's bedroom]  We shouldn't be in here, should we, Larry?

  Larry Mondello : It's all right. My sister's out. She went to the museum with a girlfriend.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Oh. Does she like museums?

  Larry Mondello : No, but my mother says she'll never get a man mopin' around the house.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Well, I've never been in a girl's room before.

  Larry Mondello : Not even your mother's?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [slightly annoyed]  My mother's not a girl!

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [the boys explore the dressing table]  Hey, Larry, what's this?

  Larry Mondello : My sister's always puttin' this junk on her hair, so it shouldn't be crummy.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : What's this, Larry?

  Larry Mondello : That's perfume, to make her smell good, and these are beauty cremes she's always smearin' on her face.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Boy, it sure is a lot of trouble bein' a girl.

  Larry Mondello : It is when you look like my sister.

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [Upon seeing a girl's canopy bed for the first time]  Gee, Larry, a bed with a tent on it!

• Larry Mondello : [Ward is escorting Larry downstairs, where his mother is waiting to scold him]  Mr. Cleaver?

  Ward Cleaver : Yes?

  Larry Mondello : Is my sister here, too?

  Ward Cleaver : Yes, she's waiting in the car.

  Larry Mondello : That's good. Because I don't want her to see me get it.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [after Ward and Larry leave]  Boy, and he is gonna get it, too.

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah. And after he gets it, we're gonna get it.