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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Give me some good news, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : I'm not pregnant.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Too much information.
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Officer Ziva David : You brew that in your room?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah.
Officer Ziva David : You know, it's not even real coffee.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's coffee.
Officer Ziva David : I read the label. Roasted chicory, whatever that is.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's a flower. It's got a taproot like a dandelion. Dried and roasted, it makes for a cheap coffee substitute.
Officer Ziva David : Well, that's what you're drinking. Cheap motel coffee substitute.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Does that smell like a cheap coffee substitute?
Officer Ziva David : Well, you brew it in your room.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, yes, I did. With my own grind that I brought from home.
Officer Ziva David : You bring your own coffee grind on investigations?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Only on overnighters.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Deputy, please remove your trousers.
Deputy Tyler Barrett : [scoffs] You know what? Screw you, McGee!
Sheriff Tom Barrett : Tyler...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If you prefer, I can have Officer David remove them for you.
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Officer Ziva David : I thought the local constabulary searched the house.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Not for a bomb factory.
Officer Ziva David : Hard to miss. Maybe the neighbors were more observant.
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Daryl Hardy : You from Washington?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Special Agent Gibbs. NCIS.
Daryl Hardy : NCIS? That like the FBI?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Navy and Marines' version.
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Officer Ziva David : Did you hear from Tony last night?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
Officer Ziva David : How about this morning? The only reason I'm asking you is because I called him last night to update him and he didn't pick up the phone. He didn't answer this morning, either.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [sarcastic] Ah, you two got married and didn't tell me.
Officer Ziva David : No. I know this may sound a bit strange coming from me, but...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, more than a bit, Ziva.
Officer Ziva David : He's my partner, and I'm concerned.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, okay. So?
Officer Ziva David : So you sent him back for other reasons than to question Lieutenant Shaheen's commanding officer.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Did I miss the announcement?
Officer Ziva David : No, I was not made Director of NCIS.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I was thinking more like Secretary of the Navy, because the Director of NCIS would know damn well not to ask me such a stupid question.
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Officer Ziva David : Look, Tony's been very secretive lately, and for a man who can't keep what he had for breakfast a secret, I think it's scary.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's scary is your persistence.
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Anthony DiNozzo : Operation Cauldron relocated three Iraqi men from Baghdad to the United States after they supplied intelligence on the insurgency in Baghdad?
Marine Major Bradley Raines : That's right.
Officer Ziva David : Masoud Tariq gave you first-class intelligence. In comparison, the other ones gave you far less, Major Raines, but they still came to America.
Marine Major Bradley Raines : Lieutenant Shaheen...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wasn't investigating them. She was investigating you. How much did they pay you for their new life in America?
Marine Major Bradley Raines : I don't know what you're talking about, Agent Gibbs.
Officer Ziva David : For an intelligence officer, you're not very intelligent.