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(1987)

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2/10
It's hard to imagine anyone thinking this mess could be funny.
planktonrules14 May 2024
"Sirens" is a very wrong-headed TV show pilot that was not accepted by the networks...presumably because they weren't insane! While I think TV often appeals to some of our lowest instincts, even this show is just too dumb and offensive to make it as a regular series!

The show is about two female cops who are partners. And, to show you how kooky it is to have women cops, the intro shows one of the women driving through a pile of trashcans because, ha ha, women are stoopid drivers (or so the terrible stereotype goes). And, once at work, the women are attacked by other women at work and make fun of each other's hair...making it a bit like "Mean Girls"...but not a cop show, that's for sure.

The humorous (I think the writers wanted 'humorless') plot involves one of the women's mothers showing up and telling the pair that ONE of them was going to die because she had a dream about it (again, ha ha, women are so stoopid).

The bottom line is that the sit-com was about as funny as watching paint dry AND it was very offensive and treated women like bad stereotypes. I am so happy the series was never approved, otherwise they might have had episodes where both cops were having PMS and simply arrested everyone! It's hard to imagine this dreck came from Stephen J. Cannell...but, somehow it did!

I am happy we live in a world where women are given a fairer shake than they got from this pilot. Plus, I love my wife and daughters and hate this sort of sexism disguised as comedy.
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3/10
Terrible
justinboggan20 May 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Just watch the first three minutes before the opening credits, and you'll instantly understand why this was a failed pilot.

The acting is terrible, the writing is boring as hell; and mind you I'm no feminazi, but the way the two women leads were written was embarrassingly bad.

Written as some kind of humorous female buddy cop series, the ladies are portrayed as morons with stereotypes about women, the worst kind. I'm not kidding you -- at one point during a chase one of them climbs into a dumpster to get a tossed bag of drugs (that they were nowhere in sight to have seen it go in...) and she stops to pick up a women's magazine and fold it and take it with her. That bad. And that wasn't' the only instance.

I'm utterly flabbergasted that Stephen J. Cannell's name is attached this garbage. And I'm embarrassed to see Mike Post having scored it and co-written the theme song (which is also bad); especially considering Post was so highly in demand, there was no shortage of work during that time.

Do yourself a favor and don't watch this.
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