"Torchwood" Combat (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

John Barrowman: Captain Jack Harkness

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  • Captain Jack Harkness : [Looking into Weevil cage]  That leaves us one option. Okay Janet. Time for a trip out.

    Toshiko Sato : You call it Janet?

    Captain Jack Harkness : Barbara just never seemed right.

  • Toshiko Sato : You want to release a Weevil in the middle of Cardiff?

    Captain Jack Harkness : Not exactly in the middle, a little to the side.

  • Captain Jack Harkness : Where the hell have you been?

    Owen Harper : Walking.

    Captain Jack Harkness : Well, in your absence, Toshiko's had a great idea.

    Owen Harper : Well, it had to happen sooner or later.

  • Captain Jack Harkness : You ask me, these guys are using Weevils to carry out the perfect murder. No fingerprints, no traces of recognisable DNA; a quick, guaranteed death. Nothing to connect anyone to the murder.

    Owen Harper : Right. Should be a piece of piss to find the killer, then.

  • Captain Jack Harkness : [to a Weevil he's cornered and trying to capture]  Hate to break it to you, but you're not my first. Anti-weevil spray, hand clamps. Come on, let's make this easy for the both of us.

    [Weevil attacks. Jack knees and punches Weevil. Weevil throws Jack against brick wall, scratches him across the chest, throws him aside again and runs off] 

    Captain Jack Harkness : Ah! Aah! Oh! Ugh! Oh, this always happens when I give 'em the night off!

  • Owen Harper : [Owen answers his cellphone]  This is Owen's voicemail. Don't leave a message.

    Captain Jack Harkness : Nice try, Owen. I want you back at the hub immediately. We've got a Weevil murder, so get your bony little ass over here now.

    Owen Harper : [hangs up on Jack] 

  • Captain Jack Harkness : Help me with the body.

    Crazy Frog ringtone : [to a beat]  A ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht

    Toshiko Sato : Is that his?

    Crazy Frog ringtone : Dorhrm bom bom / Bom bedom bom bum ba ba

    Captain Jack Harkness : You don't think I'd choose that ringtone.

    Crazy Frog ringtone : Bom bedom bom bum ba ba

    [Jack fishes through body's pockets to fine the phone] 

    Crazy Frog ringtone : Bouuuuum bom bom / Bouuuuum bom bom / Bom be barbedarm beda

    Toshiko Sato : Don't answer it.

    Crazy Frog ringtone : Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrr...

    Captain Jack Harkness : [Jack flips open phone, silencing the ringtone]  Hello?

  • Captain Jack Harkness : One: since when did other people know about Weevils? Two: have they done this before and, if so, how come we didn't know about it? Three: what do they want with them anyway?

  • [in an outdoor French bistro, Rhys sees a Weevil in the distance, pursued by Jack] 

    Rhys Williams : What was that?

    [Gwen looks around, sees Jack. Jack sees her and runs over. She smiles] 

    Gwen Cooper : [noticing Jack's injury]  Oh God! What's happened to you?

    Captain Jack Harkness : Rhys, is it? Nice to meet you. Sorry too, kind of an emergency. Uh, I'll have her back for dessert. Come on.

    Rhys Williams : Hey, hold on, sunshine, that's my girlfriend!

    Gwen Cooper : [explaining, cherubic-faced]  Rhys, this is Jack!

    Rhys Williams : Sit down, Gwen.

    Gwen Cooper : [continuing]  He's my boss.

    Rhys Williams : [shouting]  Sit the fuck down!

    Gwen Cooper : [pregnant pause, expressionless]  Don't ever speak to me like that.

    [another dramatic pause] 

    Captain Jack Harkness : Come on, Gwen. Let's go.

    Rhys Williams : [to Jack]  Hey, she's with me tonight.

    Rhys Williams : [to Gwen]  One night off, you promised.

    [Gwen stares and picks up her purse] 

    Rhys Williams : Don't you dare.

    [Gwen looks daggers into Rhys and chases after Jack] 

    Rhys Williams : [yelling]  If you go now, Gwen...

    [Gwen continues running without one look back] 

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