Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Gonzo's Video Show (1984)
Frank Welker: Kermit
Quotes
-
[repeated lines]
Kermit : And so, Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper lived happily ever after. The end.
-
Kermit : [pulling his wagon up to the imaginary drive-in theater to watch the Babies' remake of "Star Wars"] Beep-beep! Hey, wait for me!
[noticing Gonzo's cardboard convertible]
Kermit : Hey, Gonzo, what's wrong with your car?
Gonzo : Aw, gee, I guess I'm not pretending hard enough.
[his car shape-shifts into a red convertible]
Gonzo : How's that?
Kermit : Better.
-
Fozzie : It's The Fozzie Bear Show live!
[the audience cheers]
Fozzie : And here's the star of our show, that funny bear you've all been waiting for... Me! Are you ready for my first joke?
[the audience cheers]
Fozzie : Great, here it is. Why do firemen wear red suspenders? Give up? To hold their pants up. Wokka wokka wokka!
[the audience cheers harder]
Fozzie : Did you hear them, Kermit? They laughed at my joke and they didn't even throw tomatoes.
Kermit : Uh, Fozzie, could I talk to you for a minute?
Fozzie : Sure. What is it?
Kermit : Um, they're not laughing at your joke, Fozzie.
Fozzie : No? What are they laughing at?
Kermit : [points up] Um, that.
[a giant tomato is seen hanging above Fozzie and it falls on him]
Fozzie : Gee, maybe if I juggled tomatoes, people would throw jokes.