Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Muppet Broadcasting Company (1986)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Scooter : Hey, my computer won't work without power!

  Rowlf : Yeah, neither will my record player.

  Piggy : We can't even watch TV.

  Kermit : Gee, without electricity we can't do anything.

  Nanny : Of course you can, your imaginations work without electricity.

• [after the power goes out] 

  Gonzo : Come on, let's set up the dominos again.

  Skeeter : But we won't be able to see them.

  Fozzie : That's okay. We didn't see them the first time either.

  All : Fozzie!

  Fozzie : Sorry.

• Kermit : Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and, uh, frogs. Welcome to the Muppet Broadcasting Company's Nursery Radio Hour.

  [the audience applauds] 

  Kermit : And now it's time for our first program, Fozzie Burns and Animal Allen! Yay!

  Fozzie : Good evening, good evening. Hello out there in radio land and welcome to our show. Do you want to hear some funny jokes?

  Audience : Yeah!

  Fozzie : So tell me, Animal Allen, what do you call a grape fish with jelly on it?

  Animal : Dinner!

  [Animal laughs and the audience laughs along] 

  Fozzie : No, that's not right! You call a grape fish with jelly on it a grape jellyfish! Wokka wokka wokka!

  [the audience boos and throws tomatoes] 

  Fozzie : Wait a minute! I got a better one! Uh, tell me, Animal Allen, what do you call a kangaroo in Scotland?

  Animal : Dinner!

  [Animal laughs as he falls off the chair and the audience laughs along] 

  Fozzie : No, no, no! That's not right! You call a kangaroo in Scotland long distance. Get it? Wokka wokka wokka!

  [the audience boos again and throws more tomatoes at Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : Gee, it's a good thing the audience at home can't throw tomatoes at me.

  [listeners at home soon throw tomatoes at Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : Gosh, I wonder what you call a comedian that isn't funny?

  Animal : Fozzie!

  [Animal laughs and the audience laughs again]